Ok, it figures after I post how lame this cast is, I do a little looking around and hear that Ollie and April had sex in the spa room.  So, I did a little youtube search and found the video.   You really see nothing other than them moving around under a blanket.  I skipped to the end to hear what they had to say about it.  It was the basic, “I cannot believe we did that” crap.  However the line of Big Brother 10 is heard right before the end of the clip.

April:  Just don’t use me.

ahahhahahaha  There is just so much comedy in that statment, I do not know where to start.

I have to give all credit to Scott of over at bigbrothergossip.net for the idea for this post.  I am at the point were I have to steal stuff to come up with something to post here.  These people suck. So, I have barely watched anything other than the CBS show.  Let’s hope that changes so that I can get back to me loving to hate the show as opposed to actually hating and not watching.

I think there was consensus that Big Brother 9 was a flop and that the wonderful casting and producing for Big Brother 10 would give us one of the best seasons ever.  Back to to the good ole days.  Say what you will about those idiots in BB9, but they were much more compelling at this point.  Pictures say it all.

The Bible has finally come into play. Earlier, Dan wanted Libra to participate in some light reading of the Bible and asked her to read a passage.  This offended Libra and the bible has been a hot topic in the house ever since.

Dan flexed his knowledge by telling those who will listen some of the information he has on the bible and religion in general.

Steven wants to know how many virgins the Islam religon gets - 7 or 14. Uh. It’s 72. Good try. You won’t be getting any because you’re gay and that’s unacceptable. They’re not going to waste their prized virgins on you.

Steven also hates religious wars because he doesn’t understand why people just can’t get along. But said he’d execute people for believing a certain thing.

Well Brian did not learn the lesson from BB9’s Jen. He came off too strong, tried to play too many sides and it was all an epic fail.

This kinda sucks because he seemed likable and less annoying than most. The arrogance does not bother me like it does other people. Well, it would not have if he backed it up.

Now he can run off to wherever he came from and no one will ever remember his irrelevant week long appearance on Big Brother 10.

I did not think they could possibly find worst people than the cast of BB9.  They did.  I lasted 4 mins into Big Brother After Dark.  Apparently, it is both shocking and surprising that gay guys have random hook ups.  Honestly, these people were actually shocked by this revelation from the gay cowboy Steven.

You will also be shocked to know that April, you know the blonde girl with big boobs, has never hooked up with anyone off the internet.  She does however hook up with guys on reality TV shows.

I am really hoping the few people that are tolerable weed out these idiots and I can actually enjoy hating this show.

CBS has tapped into their inner Disney and asked Nemo and buddies to join their live feeds.  I’m sure they gave Sharon from Big Brother 9 sole ownership of her prized beebees.

It’s been over 30 minutes since the show ended, shouldn’t we have the feeds by now? Well, I guess fishies are better than Renny’s awful smokey voice.

[sarcasm]I can tell this season is going to be spectacular[/sarcasm]

Big Brother 10 contestant Libra Thompson is just horrible.  She left 4 MONTH old twins at home to be on Big Brother.  What type of person could do that?  She is my least favorite house guest heading into tonight’s premiere.   If it comes out someone has actually killed their twins, they may surpass her on this list.

Oh yeah. Her CBS bio says that one of the twins is black and one is white?!?!!  I hate her.

Edit: This link will take you to a transcript of a blog from her husband concerning the criticism she is getting for leaving her 4 month old twins.

Well, I have some bad news.  There have been some commercials showcasing the new houseguest on youtube.    There is no sign of the aforementioned Luara in any of them.  However, there is a great grandpa confirmed.  Oh wow, this should be exciting.  Cue the love affair from CBS for this old man.

Edit:  Sadly, this was wrong.

Rumors are this chick, Laura Leigh, may be a cast member of BB10.  She seems to be a last minute finalist.  I have no doubt she will fill Natalie’s shoes.  Let’s hope it is with a little less bible thumping and counting.

“Typical BB casting will sometimes look after the finals for certain people to fill certain roles. Last year they took Sheila after finals was over to take the place of one of the HG’s ex-gf who dropped out last minute. This season they have done it again. Flying out to LA is a model named Laura Leigh. I do not know if she made the show or if she didn’t but she was brought in to interview for as a finalist in the house. By the way, she’s not a BB fan at all - never even heard of the show but wants to be on TV. ” - Anonymous

Another interesting note, she is a former “Miss Howerd TV”.  Whatever the hell that means.

I was hoping that I was done writing about Big Brother 9, but I came across this MySpace blog by Natalie and had to share.   How many times do you hear a girl talk about her love of God AND her desire for an incestual orgy in the same post?

“I understand that I might not be everybodys cup of tea however I’m having a hard time trying to understand why you would take time out of your messed up life to leave me a hate message and try to judge me and hate on me, save your breath and your energy because I could care less what you think about me…Jesus loves me and that’s all that matters!! I understand that alot of you feel that because of my striptease on the show and me and Matty hooking up that I’m a uneducated slut. First off, I was put in a situation where i happened to be sleeping next to a total stranger that happened to be hot! Opps shit happens!! I don’t know where the rumor started about an orgy with me, my sis, adam and matt and a couple of their friends all I know is only in your wildest dreams and I wish:) As for the striptease, I don’t know about you but I feel comfortable in my skin and enjoy putting a smile on peoples faces so if you don’t like what you see…DON’T WATCH!!! For all the people that arn’t as superstitious as I me and have a problem with me counting everything it worked for me gave me something to do in the house and and it’s a good way to lay low from the drama. P.s..I told you Evel Dick was 8 letters:) Great guy, he makes a good alarm clock! So til the next time I decide to waste my time responding to you losers, I’ll keep praying for you all and that God takes the hate out of your heart.”

From Here.