The wonderful Matt from Big Brother 9 is auctioning off a 15 minute phone call on ebay.

15 MIN Phone Call with BIG BROTHER 9 MATTY

What a great way to cash in on your own 15 minutes of fame!

The bidding started at $15. Twenty-two bids later, it’s up to $76!

Which one of you Big Brother watching losers is willing to pay $80 for a phone call with a guy who didn’t even win the damn show!?!?!? Are you hoping he’s your soulmate? You guys can start a digital fairytale! Oh wait, no dirty talk. +tears.

What’s even worse…there will be MORE AUCTIONS!!! Who wants to start taking bets that Natalie is trying to outbid the rubes to get a 15 minute phone call with the love of her life?

EDIT: The phone call has been removed! Whether Matt removed it or ebay removed it, I am unsure. I’ll let ya know

EDIT 2: Looks like ebay did not like this auction. Do not worry though, you can send him money directly to his paypal account. Only $3.33 a minute and “dirty” talk is OK. What a douche bag.