Lane finally won something. This was a big HOH and he pulled it out. Still waiting for details of the competition on the live feeds. Look for Ragan to be the target this week. If he wins POV, Britney is gone.
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He should pull a power move and put up hayden and enzo and team up with brit and ragan lol, make things interesting once this season
Yes, Cuban Bee.
Motherfucker said ice cream B!!!
btw, Hayden won HOH. At least watch the episode on CBS before posting shit
DJJD…they know Hayden won. Hayden can’t do two sets of nominations. After the episode there was another competition, so Hayden was pretty much only HOH during the episode and now the HOH is Lame.
DJJD you are fucking idiot. That is all.
********BREAKING NEWS*********BREAKING NEWS*******
Too bad this won’t be read by the HG’s.
Lane, Hayden, Enzo: America does not think your AWESOME, we think you suck. You got carried by Matt, Brendon, Brit, basically you three have been safe cause no one thought you could win a comp. Kudos to Hayden for having both of his name cards placed right next to each in the HOH comp.
Enzo you did another fantastic job of sucking but retelling your HOH competition as though if only everybody else had collasped with polio you might have pulled it out. You got a great social game though, you and Jersey Shore have insured everybody thinks New Jersey is the worst state. Hey Brit that means Arkansas is 2nd worst – wooo ssssssssuuuuue piggy!
Hayden and I mean this honestly, nobody talks a worse game than you. Not even Enzo. Your first HOH doesn’t count and you were very fortunate that BB decided to be lazy with your clues with your last HOH. And that fucking hair, you do know grunge is over right?
Lane, your actually in a good spot, but only, only if you break the mold of the “dumb country boy” and get rid of Hayden and Enzo. The Jury will see that power move. You need to win at least one or two more comps though but you got a shot.
Brit, your a very, very, hot little spinner. I dig your wise ass cracks, boobs, and seeing pics of you in a bikini but please get over Rachel. If you truly understood BB you would have learned that girls on the show fail for one reason, they get all bitchy and catty with the other girls on the show and they think they are in a great spot when they end up being the only girl left. Well it’s not.
Ragan, son ya need to grow a pair of balls, your here for the money not have a pseudo relationship (hear that Brendon?) Your a dude Ragan, you may not be the strongest or fastest but your still a dude stop acting like a girl, act like a butch lesbian.
In Texas you don’t get a nickname like “The Beast” easily and apparently part of 24-year-old Lane Elenburg’s tough-guy nickname resume is participating in a 2008 beating of Texas State linebacker Brian Quackenbush!
After researching several sources online I’ve pieced together a summary of what happened:
Lane’s younger brother Gunter Elenburg was a back-up punter for the Texas State Bobcats in 2007 and got into an argument with teammate Brian Quackenbush while on Sixth Street in Austin on the night of January 11, 2008. According to police reports the argument was over a woman and it continued through text messaging as the two parties left in separate vehicles.
In Texas you don’t get a nickname like “The Beast” easily and apparently part of 24-year-old Lane Elenburg’s tough-guy nickname resume is participating in a 2008 beating of Texas State linebacker Brian Quackenbush!
After researching several sources online I’ve pieced together a summary of what happened:
Lane’s younger brother Gunter Elenburg was a back-up punter for the Texas State Bobcats in 2007 and got into an argument with teammate Brian Quackenbush while on Sixth Street in Austin on the night of January 11, 2008. According to police reports the argument was over a woman and it continued through text messaging as the two parties left in separate vehicles.
Quackenbush was alone when he tried to lock the door to his house, but Gunter and Lane, a Texas Tech football player from 2005 to 2006, allegedly pushed their way in and started assaulting him, according to police reports. Gunter allegedly punched Quackenbush with a closed fist, while Lane pushed him down onto the television, police reports said.
From there, police reports state, “Gunter was on top of him using his hands to strangle him.”
The two brothers fled the scene in a black SUV when Quackenbush’s friends arrived, according to police reports. Quackenbush never lost consciousness, but suffered facial fractures and needed10 stitches to close a gash over his left eye.
From the San Marcos Record:
“The victim got home and got a text message from the alleged suspect saying he was going to come over and take care of him, beat him up or whatever,” [Police Detective Byron] Mobley said. “That individual and his brother came over, forced their way in and assaulted the guy.”
Detective Mobley had the best quote about the incident in response to questions as the whether or not alcohol was involved. From CBS Sports:
“I couldn’t positively say that, and the report doesn’t say that,” Mobley said. “But they were on Sixth Street and it happened at 4 in the morning. I don’t think they were having a ham sandwich.”
The last report on the investigation stated that it had been forwarded to Hays County District Attorney Sherri Tibbe and her office would be determining whether or not the incident was a prosecutable assault or just a drunken fight.
Having superfans as house guests absolutely ruin this show.
After 13 seasons, they know everything that’s going to happen. Double eviction, no surprise there. Sabateur, they called bullshit after the first video.
They know the games, they know the twists, they know what to study for the quizes…
Boring!
NOMINATIONS TODAY! Stay tuned for the results– Updated throughout the day..
UPDATE: The HG’s are on outdoor lockdown-waiting on their “Punishment.”
UPDATE: Pandora’s Box has struck again. Lane’s story was that there was a money tree with different amounts of money in sealed envelopes. He claims his envelope contained $91.17 AND there would still be something unpleasant unleashed on the house, later in the day. He will not be left off the punishment- but will suffer with the rest. Hmmm.. We shall see.. Do you guys believe him?
Brit and Ragan speculated about the size of Lane’s PENIS.
Lane is using the famous toothbrush from MTV’s The Real World New Orleans.
Nice updates Nick, Thanks! Want a job?
Sure…. I’m just laying around in my backyard doing nothing buy make fun of people while the real joke is in my hand down my pants. “$5,000 that’s more than i have made in 2 years!” That explains why Shaggy can’t afford to cut his hair and donate it to Scobbie Doo for hair plugs.
Brit and Ragan speculated about the size of Lane’s PENIS.
Ragan hopes Lane’s penis is one of the punishments.
Brit admits she has held it in her mouth and that RAGAN’s
little ass couldn’t handle it.
Brit invites Ragan to shave with her in the bathtub.
Lane should have thrown the hoh comp. he is going to have to show his allegince this week now and puts him at too big of a risk for next week. too bad lane…you were lined up to win but now your gone next week.
G.D. it…LEAVE MY BRIT ALONE. SHE IS GOING TO WIN THIS.
BUT Y DOES MY SWEETPEA CONTINUE TO MAKE HERSELF LOOK LESS THAN THE BEAUTIFUL PHILLY THAT SHE IS. I RECKON WE’RE GONNA WANNA ADDRESS THAT AFTER WE GET BACK FROM THE WAL-MART SPENDING WHAT’S LEFT OF THAT 500 BIG ONES ON HER EYE SURGERY.
LANE: WHEN WE ARE DONE WITH THESE PUPPETS, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO DO WITH MINE?
BRIT: WILL YOU USE IT AS A SEED SOCK?
HAYDEN: WHAT’S A SEED SOCK?
ENZO: YO BRO, IT’S WERE YOU STICK YOUR PEE PEE WHEN SLAPPIN THE SOLDIER AND YOU CATCH YOUR LOAD IN IT.
LANE: HELL YA, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PLANNING.
BRIT: CAN I HELP? OR WATCH?
LANE: WHAT ABOUT NICK WATCHING?
BRIT: YOU MEAN NICK WACKING!
ENZO: I WILL BE IN THE ROOM TO, YO…. I MEAN JUST TO MAKE SURE CUPCAKE DOESN’T SNEAK IN TO REPLACE THE PUPPET WITH HIS BIG MOUTH.
HAYDEN: SOMEONE MADE CUPCAKES?
HAYDEN: WHERE ARE THEY AT? I LOVE CUPCAKE. MY MOM STILL MAKES THEM FOR ME. I SELL THE EXTRAS AT MY LEMONADE STAND I DO AT THE END OF HER DRIVEWAY IN SUMMERTIME.
ENZO: YO, FUCK DAT…. YOU RUN A LEMONADE STAND BRO?
HAYDEN: YEP. ALL BY MYSELF.
LANE: THAT’S REAL COOL. DUDE. BUT HOW DO YOU HANDLE GIVING CHANGE BACK AND STUFF?
HAYDEN: OK YOU GOT ME. SOMETIMES I DO MOTION FOR MY MOMMY TO COME OUTSIDE AND HELP.
ENZO: YO, BRO I KNEW IT.
HAYDEN: YA, SHE WATCHES FROM OUR DINING ROOM WINDOW.
I dunno about ya’ll but I’m pretty much OVER big brother. Is there not anything else on TV to watch besides random people living together? Screw this! I’m just gonna watch Minute to Win It on NBC. At least these people are actually earning their money…and guy fieri is the man!