I have to give all credit to Scott of over at bigbrothergossip.net for the idea for this post.  I am at the point were I have to steal stuff to come up with something to post here.  These people suck. So, I have barely watched anything other than the CBS show.  Let’s hope that changes so that I can get back to me loving to hate the show as opposed to actually hating and not watching.

I think there was consensus that Big Brother 9 was a flop and that the wonderful casting and producing for Big Brother 10 would give us one of the best seasons ever.  Back to to the good ole days.  Say what you will about those idiots in BB9, but they were much more compelling at this point.  Pictures say it all.

I was hoping that I was done writing about Big Brother 9, but I came across this MySpace blog by Natalie and had to share.   How many times do you hear a girl talk about her love of God AND her desire for an incestual orgy in the same post?

“I understand that I might not be everybodys cup of tea however I’m having a hard time trying to understand why you would take time out of your messed up life to leave me a hate message and try to judge me and hate on me, save your breath and your energy because I could care less what you think about me…Jesus loves me and that’s all that matters!! I understand that alot of you feel that because of my striptease on the show and me and Matty hooking up that I’m a uneducated slut. First off, I was put in a situation where i happened to be sleeping next to a total stranger that happened to be hot! Opps shit happens!! I don’t know where the rumor started about an orgy with me, my sis, adam and matt and a couple of their friends all I know is only in your wildest dreams and I wish:) As for the striptease, I don’t know about you but I feel comfortable in my skin and enjoy putting a smile on peoples faces so if you don’t like what you see…DON’T WATCH!!! For all the people that arn’t as superstitious as I me and have a problem with me counting everything it worked for me gave me something to do in the house and and it’s a good way to lay low from the drama. P.s..I told you Evel Dick was 8 letters:) Great guy, he makes a good alarm clock! So til the next time I decide to waste my time responding to you losers, I’ll keep praying for you all and that God takes the hate out of your heart.”

From Here.

First we have Sharon following Matt’s lead and offering 15 minute phone calls. At the time of this writing it will cost you $58 to listen to her lay in bed and read the bible to you. Click here to bid now!

Next we have Sharon with a multitude of items. I will link you to my favorite. You have Google, find the others yourself. In this auction the 46 year old single mom is selling her Big Brother key. Some idiot has bid $500 for this thing. I am at a loss for words.

The wonderful Matt from Big Brother 9 is auctioning off a 15 minute phone call on ebay.

15 MIN Phone Call with BIG BROTHER 9 MATTY

What a great way to cash in on your own 15 minutes of fame!

The bidding started at $15. Twenty-two bids later, it’s up to $76!

Which one of you Big Brother watching losers is willing to pay $80 for a phone call with a guy who didn’t even win the damn show!?!?!? Are you hoping he’s your soulmate? You guys can start a digital fairytale! Oh wait, no dirty talk. +tears.

What’s even worse…there will be MORE AUCTIONS!!! Who wants to start taking bets that Natalie is trying to outbid the rubes to get a 15 minute phone call with the love of her life?

EDIT: The phone call has been removed! Whether Matt removed it or ebay removed it, I am unsure. I’ll let ya know

EDIT 2: Looks like ebay did not like this auction. Do not worry though, you can send him money directly to his paypal account. Only $3.33 a minute and “dirty” talk is OK. What a douche bag.

There are tons of rumors going around about a supposed orgy that took place after the Big Brother 9 wrap party. Allegedly there is a video going around that shows Matt, Natalie, Adam, Natalie’s Sister, Matt’s best friend and Adam’s Brother all engaged in an orgy.

I call bullshit, so the funniest part of all this is Matt’s nearly illiterate rebuttal to these claims on his myspace blog.

time to set the record straight
Current mood: annoyed

as i sit here reading this nonsense on 50 million websites about an alleged orgy at the Hilton hotel i just LAUGH!!! who starts this type of shit? thats crazy no such incident took place.. there was no group sex nor was there an incident with a corona bottle haha…. that shit would be funny if it were true though… i may have been americas playa but jeeeeeez cmon now… if anyone has this alleged video SHOW ME!! all these haters talkin nonsense bout me n natalie… i think its funny.. i just feel bad because she is gettin a bad rep from this…. so…. leave natalie alone ok… shes a sweet girl… enough of this nonsense…. like i said nothin like that happened nor will it…. unless its like 5 girls on me… holla

I thought Natalie was the dumb one?!?!

Mercifully this season is now over. A few notes from the final show:

1. Jen needs a treadmill. Maybe Ryan will fuck off those extra pounds she added sitting at home watching the live feeds 24/7.

2. If you ever ponder why we started a site called ihatebigbrother.com, look no further than the fact that Sheila finished second place in the jury voting. CBS does not edit to show what these peoples’ true personalities are.

3. Thanks to America, James will be able to stay out of gay porn for at least 6 months. Good for him.

4. I wonder if the United Autism Foundation will regret distancing themselves from Adam now that he has 100k to send their way. Check out their website to see what I mean.

Congrats Adam, you were one of the few bright spots on this season. Try not to spend it all hookers and blow.

With the exit of IHBB’s favorite house guest last night, it is time for our prediction of who wins.  Adam will win it all. How can you not vote for a guy who constantaly picks his nose, balls, and ass on national TV.

Here’s to hoping that he sticks with his plan to start a hair salon for retards.  The first bowl cut is on us!

This is my take on the dumbest moves in this season of Big Brother. I am sure I missed some, because my life does not revolve around this show, like some of you super fans. Help me out, dorks.

5. Natalie blowing her partner, thinking the feeds were off during those hours.
4. Chelsia’s outburst after her eviction, sealing her gay boyfriend’s fate.
3. Natalie “giving” HOH to Sheila. Buh Bye. We miss your tits.
2. Natalie and Adam voting James back in the house. Poor Matty.
1. Jacob getting caught talking shit only hours after entering the house.

BTW, I am convinced Jacob is relieved he got away from that stupid face making bible thumper Sharon. Sharon, I see you for the fake bitch you are. “Know that”. So, maybe it was a smart move after all.

I am sure you all have seen the photos of US Presidents before and after their time in office. They look like they have aged 20+ years over their term. It is often attributed to the stress and long hours required to run the worlds most powerful country.

Apparently, Sheila is the President of Big Brother. She accomplished this feat in only 10 weeks.

I came across this awfulness on the blog Big Brother Craze.  These losers have created a shirt in support of the homeless gay porn star, James.  I made a slight modification to the shirt, I think it is more fitting.

If you are wondering what it says next to his stupid cartoon face, like me.  It says, “Evil Doer!”.  Big Brother Craze blogger person, you have a decent big brother blog, but leave the t-shirt design to someone else.  Bad idea for a shirt, and even worst execution.

To be mocked endlessly by your friends, you can get one of these awesome shirts here.