Updated: Last night Shane spent about 15 minutes basically telling Danielle that he is not interested in and her and does not want her touching him. She still does not get it. Flashback on the Live Feeds to 8/1 at 2:24AM BBT to watch it for yourself.
I hate to burst your bubble fair Big Brother 14 CBS-only watchers, but the showmance of Shane and Danielle is simply not real. It is a façade created by some crafty editing work. The truth behind the nomance of Shanielle is actually embarrassing, awkward, difficult to watch and borderline creepy. It was hard to keep track of how much alcohol the two actually consumed last night, but it was somewhere between enough to make Danielle act like a complete fool, yet not enough to break down Shane’s reserve.
Here is where I am going to rant for a bit. I can’t promise full thoughts or sentences:
Everyone engaged in a game of spin the bottle which quickly seemed to become some kind of excuse for Danielle to get her moment to kiss Shane (Flashback to 7/28 10:13 PM BBT Cam 1), which was like very Junior High and also very hard to watch because those of us that have paid close attention have heard Shane say several times that he is not into Danielle. Those of us with even a blip of gaydar can clearly see that Shane is either in denial, or stuck in the closet or something, not because he isn’t attracted to Danielle, or because he wears pink tank tops, because I am not stereotypical like that, but because he just has that thing about him that one’s gaydar hones in on.
So when Shane goes to spin the bottle you just know some awkward moment is about to take place but you keep watching because we all know what’s coming because we’ve all been 12. So Shane spins the bottle and it lands on himself and someone somewhere declares that means houseguest’s choice. Janelle and Wil decide that means to fling Danielle on top of him. They kiss, and Shane looks like he is picturing Brad Pitt in his mind, and in Danielle’s mind the lights dim and cupid rapes her up the ass with his arrow.
And yet more ranting…
So Danielle gives Janelle a big hug and kiss for making her dreams come true…because I guess it’s better to force the guy you like to kiss you than to have never kissed at all? I don’t know, but immediately Danielle thinks this means that they are now betrothed. She changes into her sexiest sweatpants that she can find and spends the rest of the night contorting her face and body in the strangest ways I have ever seen because I guess she thinks it is better to look deformed than it is to look comfortable…I’m not sure. She spends the rest of the night either up Shane ass, which he would have liked so much more if she were a dude, or trying to analyze the momentary liplock with anyone who would listen.
Honestly it was a truly entertaining evening, although I find it so disturbing the way the other females in the house urge Danielle towards Shane when it is obvious to anyone with eyes, blind or otherwise, that he is just not that into her. The story didn’t end here, and probably won’t for awhile, but you really have to get the feeds and watch it unfold!
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